As a mom, I have often surprised myself by saying things that I never thought I would say. Some things are straight from my mom, e.g., "Don't you look at me that way!" Others come out of the blue based on the circumstances, e.g., "We do not use pens as nose pickers!"
Some friends and I were discussing our "momisms"about a week ago on a girls night out. They were a source of a lot of laughter. There were too many to remember, but there is one that stuck out:
"We do not use orange markers to color our butt crack!" (said the mother to her two year old son hiding in the closet coloring his bare bottom.)
Do you have a funny momism? Do share!